I think we're dumb
I just read this joke and it made me think of FERNGULLY
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100 His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living?
Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it’s ok. )
Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?
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11:30pm
That's HIPHOP
THIS IS HIP-HOP! from Airwave Ranger on Vimeo.
This cracks me up. I watch "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job" and wonder how they come up with the weird stuff they film. This is how! This stuff actually exists! This is actual video film exploitation of the "phenominom" of 'hiphop.' White people are SO lame.
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11:33pm
Fall is for Lovers...
My dad and I went to ARTS BEATS AND EATS today. It was busy, crowded, uncomfortable, chilly and AWESOME. The temperature was around 65 degrees today and I was able to wear a long-sleeved shirt and my leather jacket. People were talking and TWEETING about college football all day long. After AB&E, my dad and I went to 220 RESTAURANT in Birmingham and it was AMAZING. Then, when we got home I took a shower and got my pajamas on and discovered a fire in our fireplace.
It is days like this that I want to shout from the rooftops, "SCREW SUMMER! I LOVE FALL!"
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