Monday, November 22, 2010

11/22/10

4:02pm
Like we really want to look at you
"It is not comfortable to come to work knowing full well that my hands will be feeling another man’s private parts, their butt, their inner thigh. Even worse is having to try and feel inside the flab rolls of obese passengers and we seem to get a lot of obese passengers!" - a disgruntled TSA agent.

Keep that in mind, “Fatso America.”  You keep complaining how you don’t want people to be groping you or looking at your body?  Have you looked at yourself lately?  I think it’s more of a punishment for the people at the TSA. 
I hope you’re embarrassed when you walk through those scanners, or have to be felt up with your rolls and fat all exposed.  In fact, I think we should make it public, so the world can see what a fat slob you have become. 
America is morbidly obese and the only reason we don’t care about it is because no one can see how sloppy we are under our muumuus and oversized sweatshirts.  Maybe if we were embarrassed for how we look, we might do something about it.


5:51pm
Maybe it’s just that I have so much time to watch television, but…

Food Network and Travel Channel need to realize that I don’t want to watch another show about “really big food” and the fat ass people who try to eat it.  And don’t tell me how crazy or outrageous it is.  This goes back to my last comment that America is gross and fat and they just keep “forgetting” to look at themselves in the mirror.


11:10pm
This is where I end and you begin

I saw The Social Network tonight by myself.  What a terrible way to see it.  It allowed me to fully realize how much of an asshole I come off as being, sometimes.  In the film, Marylin Delpy says, “Mark, you’re not an asshole.  You just try too hard to be.”  And it was then that I realized that I AM an asshole who tries to hard not to SEEM like one.

Kind of depressing.

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